If Michael Bay owned Bleach

As you guys know I'm a hard core Bleach fan but during my long time Bleach loving all I heard is how Kubo is a horrible writter, he's a troll, and how he's a disgrace to manga existness. I say SCREW THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kubo is not a bad writer, the reason the Arrancar arc wasn't so good was because he was coming up with stuff for the final arc so it was hard to work two story lines at onece. To get people off his back I'm going to tell you what Bleach would be like if Micheal Bay created it.

First off Ichigo, he would be nothing but a horny loud shouting pansy who cant fight a normal hollow. Then Rukia................don't get me stared, her boobs would be so big and she would be dumbed as a shack of rocks. She would act like a total slut and get on car and spray her self with a hoes because she thinks it makes her look hot, then she would be replaced with a Australian bimbo who we don't care about

Chad, dear lord. He would have a racest mexancin ascent and shouting out random stuff about drugs and tacos. And you will never guss what Bay would do to poor Tosen and Zormmri, he would make them all gangsta with gold teeth, shads and shout out yo yo all the time. Speacking of witch what do you think Bay would do to Utahara? Well first off Bay will make his eyes all squity with big glasses then give him buck teeth.


Now as for the story, it will be completely BS. Aizen will be Ichigos real father, the SS is a giant monister and the 0 squad will be aliens.

Now as for the Zan powers.............they would be nothing but explosions, that's right no uqnie powers, no cool moves nothing but explosions.


But Ichigo and rukia will become a couple but not because of special bonds or deep understanding but because of Rukia big boobs


So I hope you guys give Kubo a break, he's very talented and if you stop calling him a troll and other mean names then you could see his awesomeness. And even though Bleach had it's downs.......................at least it's not owned by Micheal Bay