Plague of roaches

“LENNY WE GOT DEAD ROACHES IN THE KITCHEN AGAIN!!” shouted Lenny’s younger sister Izzy. “Yeah this isn’t a good sign, roaches everywhere means that there’s something dark upon the horizon.” Said Lenny as he cleaned the dead bugs off the kitchen floor. Izzy couldn’t help but say, “Lenny we just have a bug problem that’s all. HECK it isn’t even that big of a problem because moms spray is killing the little boogers.” But Lenny replied, “Trust me, I’ve dealt with crazy other worldly things before. And when my gut tells me somethings up then somethings up.”

And Lenny was right, all across town people were complaining about roaches infesting their homes and all the exterminators were swamped. Lenny knew that something was afoot so he went to the town’s library to do some research. According to Mr. Donut’s big book of the occult for youngster, theres a legend of a dark deity named the Roach-MuRad who ruled over all roaches and even granted them the power to survive man’s greatest weapons. The legend also said that the deity return to take over the earth for him and his roach brothers.

“Well looks like I know what the problem is, now all I need to do is find this Roach-MuRad before this bug problem gets out of hand.” Said Lenny as he left the library. Meanwhile the mega roach infestation was escalating to great heights, there was not one home or store that didn’t have a roach problem and things seemed bleak for the town. While all the madness was going on, Lenny was thinking of the first place to start searching, “Let’s see if I was a roach god where would I be?” said Lenny as he walked back in forth in his room. But then he shouted to himself, “THAT’S IT! I know where the Roach-MuRad is!!” The autistic crusader then shouted, “Sonya we are going to Taco Horn!!”

Later that night Lenny, his older sister Sonya and the rest of his sisters drove to the towns Taco Horn, Sonya couldn’t but help but ask, “Why do you think this is the place we’ll find it?” and Lenny replied, “simple. Where else are we going to find a HUGE bunch of Roaches?” Sonya was silent for a few seconds and said back, “Good point.”

As our hero and his sister arrived, they came up with a brilliant plan of attack. Sonya would order her and the rest of her sisters tacos while Lenny searched for the Roach-MuRad, a fantastic plan if I do say so myself. As Lenny’s four sisters ordered their food, he looked in the on place that all men fear…………A Taco Horn bathroom!! In the disgusting pit of hades, Lenny looked all around for something, ANYTHING that’ll lead him to the roach menace. Thankfully Lenny found a lever on the sink that opened a hidden door that lead to a dark tunnel. “Of course the sink switch trick, oldest trick in the book.” Lenny said to himself as he walked down the ancient steps of the tunnel.

For three straight minutes, the autistic crusader walked and walked down the tunnel of mystery and ancientness. There’s an old saying that there was old civilizations that existed on earth before mankind became the dominant race and this tunnel proved it because as Lenny got to the end of it, he was in a temple that was older then the pyramids. “Wow look at all this fantastic architecture, too bad it belongs to demonic roaches who want to take over the world.” Said Lenny as he looked all around the temple.

It was here where our hero came face to face with the Roach-MuRad and it was so……………………lame. No joke if you look at this thing, you would not believe that it’s a being that came from straight from your nightmares. The so called roach deity had goofy looking antennas, wore suspenders and had HUGE buck teeth.
“So you’re the great Roach-MuRad?.........well this changes things, at first I thought defeating you would be heroic but now it’ll be like beating up a chess nerd for his lunch money.” Said Lenny. But the roach god replied in a crackly voice, “How dare you!!! You are speaking to the god king of all roaches! But you won’t be laughing anymore for my brothers will soon take over your puny planet!!”

Lenny then had an annoyed look on his face and said, “You do know that mankind has spray that’ll kill roaches? We don’t live in huts anymore, we’ve created ways to beat you in a very simple way.”
“WHAT?!! This can’t be! I was sure that you humans fear even the smallest things.” Said the Roach-MuRad as he looked at his slabs that told about humans. “No we don’t. Heck Roches just annoy us now, there nowhere near a threat.” Said Lenny.

“Well shoot that puts a damper on things. Okay I give up you win.” Said the Roach-Murad. Lenny then said shocked like, “Wait what?! No epic final battle that’ll determine the fate of mankind?” The Roach-MuRad replied, “No I burse easily. Besides now that I think about it, I really don’t want this planet, it’s pretty boring. So I’ll just open my dimensional to go live with my mom.”
Lenny was silent for a few seconds and said, “Easiest. Adventure. EVER.”

The Roach-MuRad then opened his portal and left our world. Once again the day was saved, thanks to Lenny and his awesomeness! Plus he now had a whole bunch of cool ancient tech that the Roach-MuRad left behind. What can I say? Life has its bonuses.

Lenny walked back up the tunnel with all kinds of cool alien weapons and saw his sisters all ready to go. “Want us to order you a taco for the road Lenny?” asked Sonya and Lenny replied, “Nah, Taco Horn just isn’t same since they got rid of their mascot chi Wawa.”

Autistic crusader and his sisters then got back into the car and rode off to a well-earned burger and trip to the movie store.

THE END